Resurrection of Duke Werstein ~ I Didn’t Hear Anything About Being A Middle-aged Man ~ 15

//Melki: If you didn't notice I added a Glossary tab, it will be updated as it goes. Oh and also about the A/n warning, totally a ドM™.

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A/n: ※ Caution!

This story is not appropriate for people under the age of 15.

The forbidden 15th tag will blow fire!¹

The author was also damaged in many ways.

If you read it, please do so at your own risk.

I'm not responsible if you feel bad.

I'm sorry.

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Previously.

I was asleep when I suddenly woke up and a maid was crawling on top of me at night.

......... Yeah, I know, I don't get it.

Anyway, let's find out more about the situation.

I think I woke up just now, maybe, but I also think I sensed the presence of someone.

I don't know what time it is, but it must be around midnight.

Then, when I tried to get up to see what was going on, I found a girl on top of me.

That's the now.⁵

Well, I don’t think it’s not far to call it straddling, it really doesn't make much difference.

She looked like she was around 17 or so, so I guess I'll call her a girl². It's good to be a girl.

Also, she just confessed to me that she was passionate about me.

Oh no! Augusto-san, you're irresistible! As expected of a cool³ Ojisama.

…… Uhm, I wonder why it came to this.

I mean, I think one is fine.

"... You and I have never met before, have we?"

In other words, who are you? Is what I mean.

I've never met her, have I? I don't know this girl.

"I understand that to you, I'm like a stone on the road.

But the day before yesterday, when you showed yourself in front of us, I was taken over by you at first sight…!"

The girl with the glasses, who looked sober, answered my question earnestly, her eyes trembling with tears.

I'd like her to get off before she talks about it, but I guess that's not going to happen considering her purpose.

As for me, if I simply shake her off, she might die from Augusto-san's specs, just as I imagined with Hariko-san⁴.

So I can't do anything.

I'm stuck again.

No, yeah, well, let's leave it for now.

... But the day before yesterday, when we gathered all the servants? There's no other time, right?

That means this girl is probably a servant.

She's wearing a maid's uniform, so she must be a maid.

Augusto-san's favorite blond hair and blue, eyes. ...... Hmm? There’s something out of place.

Glasses? Maybe it's the glasses...

That's fine for now, let's leave it at that.

But, love at first sight...?

"Do you understand what you're saying?

"Yes, please, please, give me a night's dream... uh!"

In response to my words, as if pleading to me, the girl pushed up her two arms to emphasize her breasts, which were very clearly outlined, even through her clothes and shifted the skirt of her maid's uniform with her own hands to show me her thighs.

... well, you're being very aggressive, aren't you?

Yeah, I don't think anything of it.

If anything, it's a little creepy.

Because I don't have that kind of hobby.

Well, if I were a man, in a situation like this, and I'd probably take a dive right away, but I just can't.

Apparently, I'm not prejudiced against homosexuality, but I'm the type of person who would hate it if it happened to me.

I think it's fine for other people to do as they please!

Well, I'm an old man on the outside and a girl on the inside, so no matter which way I turn, male or female, the result will be homosexuality.

No matter what I think, love is impossible.

This is so sad.

Well, there's nothing I can do about it, so for now, I think I'll just live my life as if I can't forget my deceased wife.

One day, I hope to find someone I love so much that I won't care about anything, but it seems impossible when I think about this disgusting feeling.

Well, more than that.

What should I do with this girl?

I vaguely look at the girl on top of me.

"Oh, um…?"

When I casually stared at the girl, who seemed slightly bewildered by my unresponsiveness to her sexual advances, she blushed and stared at me as if she was looking through me.

... Yeah.

"I just don't feel right."

“Eh?"

The girl froze at my words and muttered in surprise as if caught off guard.

No, because, you know.

When I stared at her earlier, I felt that the blush on her face was genuine.

But the girl in front of me, who was supposed to be trying her best to seduce me, didn't look desperate at all to me.

It was a strange feeling.

"You must be very proud of your body. But it's no good like this."⁶

I think she has big breasts, even when she's wearing a maid's uniform, you can tell they're big.

If she wore proper underwear (made in modern Japan), she might be an F.

Her thighs look soft with just the right amount of meat on them.

Her skin is also very fine, so it looks very comfortable to touch.

But that's all.

“Uhm, well, Dan’na-sama?"

"If you're sober, act like you're sober. It is impossible for a girl of your appearance to come crawling into the night so openly, and you seem strangely accustomed to it."

It's like a promotional video for a half-baked gravure idol, the way she acts.

It's not the behavior of a plain girl, no matter how you look at it.

I guess she wanted to create the unexpected impression that a plain girl is actually sexy, but then she should have tried harder to seduce.

As a working actress, I can easily tell if she is serious or not.

Well, girls are usually very strict about the way they look at other girls, so it's only natural that I can see right through them, but even with that, the feeling of discomfort is terrible.

"Did you think it was normal to be attacked? It's impossible with your appearance."

There were none of the innocent characteristics of young girls.

You're not feeling shame, nor confusion, nor the sense of immorality that you should be feeling, nor a mixture of any of the above.

"And what's with this copy-pasted excuse?

And how can there be a girl who, even with such plainness, doesn't even keep it in her heart and turns to that kind of thinking in just two days?

The only way it could be possible would be if she was being blackmailed, or had someone she didn't want to marry, or some other very pressing situation.

Then again, it would still be more desperate."

It was very deliberate, to say the least.

"What was it you wanted to emphasize, anyway? Breasts? Or your legs? One or the other, not both.

Oh, I see, you wanted to throw me into confusion? If so, then as I thought you’re naive."

As I was analyzing it, I started to feel unnecessary pain⁷.

Like an older person forcing herself to act younger, or trying to aim for something and not being able to do it, or making a misguided mistake and trying to cover it up without knowing it.

And then there were the times when I saw pretentious girls, cultured natural girls, and others like that.

The reason why I was watching them was that I was preparing for a role.

Promotional videos of gravure idols have that kind of painful feeling that's hard to understand...

Do men not understand this?

Oh, if it's a guy with rude behavior, I wonder if he'll feel the same way I do.

I don't know.

Anyway, there are a lot of things I want to say to this girl, so I'm saying a lot.

The girl shakes her shoulders and turns her head down.

The reflection of her glasses and her bangs made her expression unreadable, but I didn't care.

If you're going to cry, just cry.

Well, it doesn't look like that at all.　

That's not the kind of breathing that's typical of a person who's about to cry, and it's not with the same amount of effort.

Augusto-san's specs can easily understand such things as breathing, and with the observant eyes of an active acting actress, it's easy to spot.

Well, she doesn't seem to be the kind of woman who would cry over something like this, so let's wrap it up.

"If you want to seduce me, it's best to do it in order. It's the best way to seduce me because you can make it seem real.

People generally prefer orderly behavior. Therefore, if you show off all at once, you can’t expect any further effects."

I think it's no exaggeration to say that it’s the self-evident truth that this method stimulates men's instincts, even though men around here may not care much about this.

No, it's my personal opinion, so it may be an exaggeration.

By the way, I wonder if I'm using the word self-evident⁸ correctly.

Then, I suddenly realized something.

Well, why is this girl still wearing her glasses even though she might end up in an aha moment?

... As far as I could see (I can't tell right now because of the reflection), the glasses didn't look like they had a lot of power in them.

So, the possibility of I can't see anything without them disappeared.

What else could it be, um, you're troubled because you can see too much, so you're wearing it just to get it at the right level?

...... No, it's something else.

If that’s the case then it would be unnatural that I was able to see her eyes so clearly.

To make that possible, they would need to either be too high or too low.

No matter how you look at it, it's not like she got too nervous that she forgot to take them off.

It's just so unnatural.

Why am I so suspicious of a girl I've never met before?

Because you can't trust a bitch who suddenly comes crawling out of the night, not even a little bit!

These girls want other people's boyfriends, they enjoy watching couples break up, and they're bound to be peculiar anyway.

I may be biased, but I can't help it! She's so suspicious!

I don't care if it's not something a girl should be ashamed of, because I'm a girl too.

I don't care about that.

Rather, she should be ashamed.

"I'll say it again, I feel nothing but discomfort towards you."

As it’s said crisply, suddenly, the atmosphere of the girl in front of me changed completely.

“…Hmm… it would have been easier if you just attacked me obediently, what? Preaching? I’m free to use my body as I please right?

The girl took off her glasses and stared at me with a sharp gaze, making a small clinking sound as if the metal and glass had rubbed against each other, as she proudly proclaimed such a thing.

Immediately, I realized what had been bothering me for a long time.

Her blood-red hair, which had looked like gold before she took off her glasses, was softly tossing, and her red eyes, which had looked like blue, of the same color, caught my figure in them.

The frightened and timid atmosphere she had earlier disappeared, replaced by an irreverent demeanor, closer to a woman than a girl, with impressive red lips that looked as if they were covered in red.

Yes, her true nature has come out!

I don't know what to say, but she looks like a bitch.

... But what kind of magic trick did she do when she took off her glasses and changed the color of her hair and eyes?

...... No, wait a minute, that's a magic tool?

You can't blame me for having the sudden intuition in the midst of my doubts.

This is the second time I've been curious about it, and it's kind of weird to not know, so I did a search on my knowledge and got an answer right away.

A magic tool.

A general term for a tool that can activate pseudo-magic by using the owner's magical power. It is very expensive.

............... I see I don't understand.

At least I know it's expensive, but that's it.

...... Yeah, okay, let's just go through it for now.

She was in disguise, she was trying to seduce me, and he's already guilty, right?

For now, let's just stir things up and gather information.

"So you're not very good at it, it's a whore's job to offer her body to others.

There is an overwhelming lack of a sense of life when not shown to others, but only in front of oneself."

Uhm, I was thinking it while I said that, who do I think I am?

“I’m a whore?"

"That's exactly how you behaved just now. You're just not very good at it, and you don’t know how to act."

You're amazing, Augusto-san. You can easily come up with words to incite anger in your opponent.

Well, she was a real bitch, after all, thank you very much.

Huh? Is it right to call a whore a bitch?

Well, I guess it doesn't matter either way.

“And I let you speak…!"

“Huh?"

With magic power clothing my body, I quickly shake off the girl who seemed to be trying to do something to me and knock her down to the floor.

I don't know how I did it so fast, but I'm glad that I was able to get rid of her.

At the same time, I radiated my magic power towards her to prevent her from escaping.

Incidentally, this took less than 1 second.

As to why I don't know why I did that, I found from Augusto-san's knowledge that this would be the most effective way to catch her.

I don’t know something like the reason, I’m really unclear.　

It's kind of a pain in the ass, so I left it alone.

“Ahh!"

I got off the bed, looking down at the girl who was moaning in pain.

The red-haired girl crawls on the floor on her back and stares at me from below, looking somewhat frustrated.

I call her a girl, but I don't think she's as old as she looks.

How do I know? It's a woman's intuition!

Although the outside is an ojisama!

"……… What, it’s just this?"

The girl's crimson eyes narrowed even more sharply when I spat out to further agitate her.

“What even are you… !”

I'm not sure what to say, but I don't really understand it either, so I can't help you there.

What on earth is a wiseman, really.

I'm not sure what a wise man is, but I can't help that I don't understand, so I think I'll just let it go.

"That's my line, isn't it? Where are you from?"

It's not a good idea to kill her, so let's get her to give up the information quickly.

I say I don't want to kill her, so I'll do it later, but It can’t be helped because I’m not prepared nor can I afford it!

Well, I don't think I need to show mercy to a bitch, so I plan to be violent enough just not to die.

The only time I've ever been violent was in a fight with a neighborhood brat when I was a kid, but considering Augusto-san's specs, that would probably be better.

If I don't go easy on her, she'll probably die.

“…why should I say"　

"Hmm, well, I don't want to hurt a woman too much."

She was defiant, so I had no choice but to put my foot lightly on her slender back and slowly put my weight on it.

"A~tsu, ā ~an~tsu!”⁹

A charming voice came out.

A charming voice.¹⁰

Loud panting.¹¹ Or rather a woman’s mellow voice.

I couldn't help but search for it in my brain knowledge, but yeah.

No, wait, wait, wait. Why?

"......... What the hell was that voice?"

“...~Tsu, ha~a, n, ~tsu”¹²

I'm hearing some kind of adulterous voice, but what is this?

"I'm supposed to be hurting you, aren't I?"

"Oh... Yeah, yeah, it hurts…"

She breathes out hotly and looks up at me with fascination, which is quite sensational, but you know what.

I'm just stepping on her.

Then why do you let out that lustrous voice?"　

“Ah, you're so bad."

I can't completely dismiss the possibility that she is acting to make me upset, so I encourage her to continue.

"Hmm, what are you trying to say?"

“No, don’t tease me with those cold eyes, ahw, no more~, you can’t~"

She wiggles her body with her cheeks flushed and begins to breathe raggedly as if excited.

……… Uhm.

"Oh, I like your scornful eyes... Oh!"

As soon as she noticed my gaze, she started to look happy and ecstatic, and I was speechless.

I don't think it's any good, but I guess it's good for her.

I should have looked away, but I couldn't because I felt like I was losing, so I just stared at her.

"Aah! I can't take it anymore."

Oh, no, this guy is for real.

This DoM¹³-like person, what should I do it’s disgusting, it’s so obvious, it’s really disgusting.

It's even more disgusting to think that I'm being looked at like that.

I've never seen anything like this before. I didn't know that DoMs were so creepy.

"...... That's disgusting…"

"Aah! The look on your face as if you're looking at dirt, the cold voice... Oh."

I'm just looking down at her, but she's starting to get even more excited.

I want to go home more than ever.

I want to pet my parents' cat. I want to mooch it.

I want healing.

“Awh~ hu, more, more, give me more! Just you looking down on me, makes my body heat up,…… ahw so good …!"

"You're disgusting. Stop talking."

I was so grossed out that I put my foot down, but for some reason, she didn't die or come out of it, if anything she started to heat up even more.

"Ahh, that hurts so much! I've never felt anything like this before...! More, mock me more!"

U, Uwaaaa~aaaa~aaaaaah!!!

Inwardly, I couldn't even think at the moment and just screamed.

If this had appeared on the outside, I would have looked like a person in a horror manga, screaming in fear because he had seen something he shouldn't have.

That's how shocking it was.

Of course, I didn't show it to the public.

This is something that I should never show.

I didn't want to step on her, so I moved my foot away, desperately suppressing my emotions.

“Uhwa~ no, uh~, look at me more, with those cold eyes, look down on me ahn~ uh~, tie me, tighter … …!”

Stop looking at me with those eyes, serious don't look at me.　

I’ve had enough, I’m gonna call this person Do-M from now on.

"Huh... I don't care if you step on me more... No! Step on me, please! Huh, ...... Step on me with your feet, with the soles of your shoes, with all your might! You can even break a bone or two. …… give me more pleasure!"

She huffed and puffed and breathed hard, and her bloodshot eyes pleaded with me happily, and I was terrified beyond belief.

I want to cry.

What should I do? I have goosebumps, someone help me!

The air seemed to become heavier around the DoM as if my magical power was out of control.

I'm not sure if it was because of the pressure, but I heard a creaking sound from the floor, followed by a happy cry from Dom.

"I can't believe it! It's so good! Mmm! Oh, no, I'm so naughty... I'm getting wet…"

Lalala, can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can’t hear you, lalala.

I tried my best to pretend that I couldn't hear her, but since I didn't cover my ears, so I could hear her.

For the time being, I didn't ask any more questions, and I forced myself not to think too much about it, while I just listened from right to left.

No, seriously, what's with this person, she's so creepy, I didn't want to know how creepy girl DoMs were.

No, I don't know if it's that she's just unnecessarily creepy, but if possible, I'd rather not meet any male DoMs either, or even any DoMs.

I don't want to speak ill of the DoMs of the world, but I'm sorry, I can't do this.

I want to cry already, no I’m already about to cry, someone, ah right, let’s call Onmitsu-san¹⁴.

I'd be sorry to call the butler into the room in the middle of the night, so I can't do it, and he's probably the most informed professionally.

“Cinza, are you there?"

"Yes, I'm here. What's this? What is this situation?"

When I called him, he immediately came to me in ninja style with his face hidden.

I wanted to throw away my shame and outward appearance and cry out, but I desperately pushed it down and opened my mouth while wearing my usual expression and attitude to avoid showing it.

"This woman is a mouse."

"Ahn, can you call me a bitch instead of a mouse?"

I felt a mixture of fear and relief when she said those words with a passionate gaze, and as a result, I was extremely irritated like never before.

"... What's with that attitude? Do you think you can get what you want with such a thing? You should know your place."

"Aah! How nice...! If you look at me with such cold eyes, I'll wet myself again…"

That had the opposite effect uwaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa!

As if to vent my frustration, I lashed out without thinking, and as a result, was retorted in a very unpleasant way.

I deserve it, but I don't care, I'm done with DoMs, I'm serious.

I don't know, I'm starting to feel nauseous... Calm down, calm down, hang in there.

“Eh? Seriously, what is this?"

Perhaps because it made no sense, Onmitsu-san stood there blankly.

It can't, I think even I would become like this.

Well, for now, it’s fine, more importantly.

"... Cinza, what do you know about this woman?"

“E? Ah, uhn, well, ........................... eh?

When Onmitsu-san, who had been urged by my words come to my side and crouched down to check on the DoM, an upset voice that I had not heard much before spilled out of his mouth.

"What's wrong?"

“Dan’na-sama, this guy is “Shinku"¹⁵”

“Huh?"

"I'm sure, she's got red eyes, red hair, and the ability to stay undetected until now. She's the crimson shadow in the service of the royal family."

You know, shadows are like assassins or ninjas in period dramas, right?

That's this guy?

What? The royal family has a DoM?

"No, I don't like it when you call me that. You can call me Rose."

"Didn't you want to be called a bitch?"

“Only you can call me that."　

“How annoying”

I dismiss the words of the DoM that were accompanied by an uhu, sexy laughter, as she writhed and squirmed on the ground.

I want you to stop doing that because it's annoying and disgusting.

"Wow, I didn't know Shinku was such a guy. ......... I didn't want to know that. ……"

Ahaha... came a dry laugh and a dumbfounded muttering from Onmitsu-san.

Uhm, yeah, I totally agree with you.

I'm sure Onmitsu-san said that “Shinku" is the most famous and powerful person in the underworld, right?

I don't think that's what this is-...

"... So, what the hell is your purpose? You must have gone to a lot of trouble to sneak into our house as a maid."

"Hey there, I told you to call me Rose, didn't I?

Oh, you’re different, okay? If you want, you can call me a female pig, or a bum, or that bitch I mentioned earlier, or whatever you want!"

The next moment, the DoM was making sweet noises towards me while coldly telling Onmitsu-san.

Ugh, what’s with this guy gross.

"You¹⁶ don't want to listen to me?”

"Hmm, that's a nice way of calling me, but it's not enough…"

At my tsukkomi, the DoM narrowed her eyes, her cheeks flushed, and she began to exhale even more sexily.

Ueeeeh so gross, what is this guy, seriously.

I'm running out of words, I don't have that many variations.

It’s no good, I’m tired.

"......... Cinza, do something."

"Sorry Dan’na-sama, it’s impossible for me."

"...... I see."

That's right-....

That's right, if Onmitsu-san could manage it, he would have done it already…

Apparently, the only way is for me to do my best.

At any rate, we can't take any action until we know what they're up to, so we need her to give us some information.

It's time to concentrate on acting.

What would Augusto-san do?

Considering his character in my memory, I'm sure he'll do his best.

Fight, me, you can do it, me.

"So, here's what I'll do. If you want to be stepped on by me, spit it out."

“Eh?"

At my words to the DoM, Onmitsu-san froze in place with a shocked expression on her face.

I'd like you to understand that I don't like it either.

“Yes…! As you wish."

"…………… Dan’na-sama"

"Don't say a word."

I say crispily to Onmitsu-san who wanted to say something to suppress the happy DoM.

"So, what do you want?"

"I'd like to introduce myself first.

I'm Rose. Nushisama¹⁷ has given me the name Crimson Rose. Behind the scenes, I'm known as “Shinku”."

No, I don't need any information about you.

I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that, but I'm not going to tell you that.

"This time, the reason I was in this mansion, is the escort and investigation of the head of House Werstein, an acquaintance of the Nushisama. That was my main mission.”

"Escort and investigation?"

As I ruminate to make sure, the DoM crawls on the floor and doesn't seem to mind, but rather says it proudly.

“That’s right, Nushisama’s life.　

But even saying so, he was worried about you, and I just wanted me to watch you so you don't do anything rash."

"I see, hence escort and investigation."

I put my hand on my chin and thought, hmm.

I'm not sure why she would want to lie under these circumstances.

If that's the case, then what she’s saying is likely true.

On top of that, based on DoM's words and actions, it seems that Augusto-san is acquainted with the royal family.

Well, I’m not sure, but I heard that a duke is the second greatest person after the royal family, so it's not surprising that he knows someone like that.

It's a bit of a hassle, but I guess it's a matter of status.

"Yes, by the way, when you almost died from the poison, it was thanks to me that I came back to life.

But I never thought you would be reborn and become a sage."

There are a lot of things I'd like to know, but I can't be sure about the authenticity of the thanks to the DoM part, so I'll leave it for now.

I'd rather hear what she had to say afterward.

"You know I'm a wise man, don't you?"

“The proof is that I can feel pain.

I'm a vampire. I'm not built to get damaged by ordinary people."

Oh, vampires.

I didn't know there were such things in this world.

I'm sure my guess that this guy is not as old as he looks is correct.

I mean, vampires being ninjas, fantasy is really freeing.

Or maybe she's not a ninja, but an assassin.

Uhn, I don't really care.

"Hmm, then why are you trying to seduce me?"

"To find out your true intentions, men are basically more honest than most.

That was a nice pain, by the way. ...... Hey, will you step on me again…?"

“No."

"Ahn! Such a cold person..., but that's fine, that works too”

I'm not sure how long she's been lying there, but she's been waiting for me to step on her.

It's disgusting, and I really wish she would go away.

"Oh, my goodness…!"

Perhaps excited by my unintentional cold stare, the writhing DoM was still disgusting.

I don't think I'll ever get used to this gross feeling.

No, I don't want to get used to it, but...

"... Cinza."

“It’s impossible."

As soon as I called out to him, he immediately replied with dead eyes.

Don't say that, do something about it, I'm tired of it.

"But unfortunately, now that I've been found out, I have to report to the Nushisama and return home temporarily.

It's a shame, but I have to go home."

"Well, go home."

She stood up gracefully, scratched her red hair, and put her forefinger to her lips with regret, and I told her crisply and without mercy.

Get the hell out of here.

And don't come back.

"Mmm, don't worry, your Rose will be back."

No need to come back.

I said, go home, go home.

Partly because I'm afraid of being convicted for treason for harming the shadow of royalty, but most of all because it's disgusting.

I'm sure she's not the only DoM person in the world, that's for sure.

“Oh that’s right, it's ugly to call you, you¹⁸ all the time, so what should I call you?”

"………………”

This DoM, before asking for a beating she doesn't listen much, what's with this guy.

"Augusto-sama, Werstein-sama, hmm, none of them are very good."

“Cinza."

"I just can't do it!"

Do something about it.

"I'm afraid to call you by your name, and I'm a bitch, so I guess I'll just call you Wer-sama."

“Cinza."

“I’m telling you, it’s impossible"

"It's settled! I'll be back, my beloved Wer-sama!"

"You don't have to come."

My words echoed in vain in the room, and the DoM made no pretense of listening to me at all, but somehow sashayed away from the window with a blown kiss.

Of course, the kisses that seemed to have been blown were knocked down by Onmitsu-san.

"………… Dan’na-sama, you've been favored by a nasty woman…"

I wanted to let out a huge sigh in response to the secretive comment that was muttered as I stared dumbfoundedly at the window through which the DoM had left through, but I couldn't do it and muttered while only letting out a small breath.

“I can’t understand why this happened in the slightest"

"... I know... I've heard of that kind of sexual inclination before, but I never thought it was that bad in so many ways…"

That's right. It was terrible.

... Oh, yes, I've got a good idea.

“Cinza, hurt her for me.:

Then maybe the target will shift from me to you.

"No, I can't! It's just a mosquito bite if I do it!"

"... Is there that much of a difference in skill?"

"Their main business is assassination, mine is covert operations. It can't be helped because we're in different fields."

I can't see the expression on his face but his voice is serious as he tells me.

... It's a shadow that is owned by the royal family of the country.

There's no way she's halfway competent.

I can't believe he's an assassin. I don’t like it-.

I think I'm going to sleep now because I'm mentally exhausted.

"Well, ...... Report all of this to Alfred as well. I'm going to bed."

"Hmm, got it. Good night, Dan’na-sama."

“Ah, good night."

As soon as I said this, Onmitsu-san suddenly covered his mouth with his hands, and he started to tremble happily.

... Eh? What is it all of a sudden? You're creepy.

... Are you writhing in agony?

No, I don't care about that, just get out of here, I want to sleep.

"To think Dan'na-sama would say "good night" to me”

“Noisy, hurry up and get out”

"Oh, yes."

And so I finally went back to my fluffy bed.

Futons are the best.

But I don't think I need to tell you that DoM people have become a traumatic experience for me this time.

I don't want to see her again if I can help it.

But she said she would come again, so I guess she will... I hate her so much.

I closed my eyes quietly, lamenting inwardly like that.

I was also wishfully thinking, peace, come quickly.

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A/n: I don't plan to write a story from a DoM point of view, because that would do a lot of damage! It's impossible!

By the way, God is rolling around and laughing at the situation.

DoMs are scary.

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//Melki: haha Youko is literally teaching the girl how to properly seduce her XDDD. DoM Busty Vampire. Big #disgusted vibes coming from Youko this chapter. Legit cringed through this chapter while translating, only Youko's thoughts and retorts kept me sane, bless the author.

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[1] : I have no idea how to properly translate this; feel free to tell me if you have a better translation: 15禁タグが火を吹くぜ！(15 Kin tagu ga hiwofuku ze!)

[2] : 少女(Shōjo) - can also mean young girl/young lady/daughter/virgin

[3] : イケてる(Ike Teru) - cool/sexy

[4] : Talking about Chérie, check the RoDW Glossary

[5] : なうです(Naudesu) - なう(nau) means currently at .../now doing .../in the middle of, it's an internet slang used for status updates in social media; there's also a different reading that is ナウ which is used as "in"/trendy/now.

[6] : Ahahhah I laughed so much at this, Youko was like "Don't go thinking you really sexy, you're just not good enough for me", pfffffff. I legit reread this multiple times before making sure I read it correctly, and I promise this is the most accurate translation I could find.

[7] : 痛々しさ(Itaitashi-sa) - pain/painful, you know how when something is so bad that you start to feel pain because of it, like when someone’s joke is too cringy or something

[8] : 自明(Jimei) - can also mean obvious/apparent/understood/explicit/ undertadable/comprehensible/lucid/conclusive/intelligent/self-explanatory.

[9] : あっ、ああぁんっ- SFX? Don’t ask I don’t know wtf this is. People don’t actually moan like that right? There’s no way people actually moan like that...

[10] : 嬌声 (Kyōsei) - can also mean flirtatious voice/coquettish voice/lovely voice

[11] : 喘ぎ声 (Aegigoe) - heavy breathing/panting/gasping

[12] : っ、ハァ、ん、っ - look, just don’t ask, this is like moaning sounds or something….

[13] : ドM (Do-emu) - Yeah the M was in Romaji already, it stands for a masochist, meanwhile ドS(Do-esu) means Sadist [Check the Japanese Glossary for more information]

[14] : 隠密さん(Onmitsu-san)- he calls Cinza this in chapter 11, I’ll add this to the RoDW Glossary too since she’ll probably keep using it 隠密(Onmitsu means secret/spy/detective)

[15] : 真紅 - it means Crimson/Scarlet; Cinza mentions them before, the top first assassin

[16] : 貴様(Kisama) - is used here, it’s like a rude way of saying you

[17] : 主様 - lord

[18] : アナタ(anata) - is used here; default, polite way to say "you" in Japanese; it also literally means dear or aka what women use to refer to their husbands.